Wednesday, December 2, 2015

How to write a blog

  1. Get idea for post
  2. Procrastinate
  3. Make new draft, add title
  4. Procrastinate
  5. Feel creeping sense of dread because that you're afraid that your posts are getting farther and farther apart
  6. Do research
  7. Procrastinate
  8. Write entire post in 30 minutes
  9. Miss important section of post, fix
  10. Post looks to small, pad with images and videos
  11. Proof read *thunder and lightning*
  12. Exhaustedly add tags, publish
  13. Notice that every instance of they're, there, its and it's is completely wrong
  14. Swear that you'll finish the next post in a week, but first you'll take a well earned rest from blogging
  15. Procrastinate, and repeat